unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

248,370 notes   -  13 August 2014

the-beardedgentleman:

troyler18:

the-nerdonator:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

image

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Holy

'hot daddy'

Lmao


ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

181,370 notes   -  13 August 2014

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 
241,502 notes   -  13 August 2014


If you want me, come get me
or at least tell me.
I haven’t quite mastered
reading minds, yet.
(via graciouswords)
114 notes   -  13 August 2014

maxlibertarios:

cyberthug13:

hot girl from downstairs: hey can you come help me move some boxes my parents arent home

me: image

Someone tell me what this gif is from

563 notes   -  13 August 2014

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

586,417 notes   -  13 August 2014

justinhiills:

man all i want is to cuddle with you and bake you cookies and make your favorite food and sit on the couch all cuddled up with you and watch your favorite movie with you and then go to bed with you and maybe listen to your favorite album with you and jump around with you and then when we get tired of doing that we could fall asleep on the floor with pillows everywhere and put my face on your chest and just make you feel loved every day of your life  

218,251 notes   -  13 August 2014

stuartohbrien:

those people who always offer you some of their food

image

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altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

623,064 notes   -  13 August 2014

mitten:

i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

154,413 notes   -  13 August 2014


indigo-jaws:

Joyce Kim | On set with Childish Gambino |

681 notes   -  13 August 2014