chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

316,557 notes   -  1 September 2014

  • cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
  • me: yea bc you saw this big ass kush blunt and wanna hit it
  • cop: fuck yea bruh
58,610 notes   -  1 September 2014

mcporno:

it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything

238,485 notes   -  1 September 2014

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

255,612 notes   -  1 September 2014


netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

347,297 notes   -  1 September 2014


Every introvert alive knows the exquisite pleasure of stepping from the clamor of a party into the bathroom and closing the door. Sophia Dembling - The Introvert’s Way: Living a Quiet Life in a Noisy World (via zeppelin-child)
82,561 notes   -  1 September 2014


kyhuk:

WE’RE NOT SO DIFFERENT

82,511 notes   -  1 September 2014

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

463,685 notes   -  1 September 2014

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil William Shakespeare (via afterlife-dating)
94,255 notes   -  1 September 2014


thefreevegan:

Chocolate avocado pudding with fresh strawberries


literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

628,191 notes   -  1 September 2014

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

309,287 notes   -  1 September 2014