Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me
- cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
- me: yea bc you saw this big ass kush blunt and wanna hit it
- cop: fuck yea bruh
it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif
there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel